中国真的为０８北京奥运准备好了吗？Is China Really Ready for The 2008 Olympics?

收到一封邮件，都是翻译问题

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gentleman = 女？


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touch?

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这个其实没问题的.. 不过看起来像是...操男人的街？

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Mole?

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deform = 异型

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不明白这个

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haha..免费洗厕？

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kingdom?

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小心！用头撞墙壁！

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？？？

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人都被偷掉了还怎么报警？=.="

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o_o

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英文的意思是：小心的去滑

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保重地掉进水？

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怎么英文翻译把垃圾桶变成马桶了？

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什么？

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welcome的意思是：欢迎光临
welcome for coming? 欢迎光临光临

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